I was out playing a gig on Friday night. Around sound check time, what looked like a piece of lint fell down from the ceiling towards my keyboard. I tried to wave it away, but it still fell on the keys. When I looked closer I saw to my horror that it was a…spider.

Now I’m no Little Miss Muffet – before it could crawl down in between the keys, I picked it up with my bare hands and threw it away. (And I don’t like curds and whey either.)